Baby Bible

How to Speak Christian · static door · baby.hitme.dev

What this is

Dev project · Christian-to-English · the questions people ask when faith language stops landing.

Recovered to a static page so it cannot “poof” with a local :8001 process.

Opening

This is what people are currently asking about that go into a state of non-belief.

[type a book in the language of Rizz]

OPENING ANECDOTE: a pigeon developed on an island

Ages · candy in the cart

Phrases that bounce

“Jesus loves you?”
Doesn’t he love everyone? So why is it special.

“He knows every hair on your head.”
Isn’t that intimate.

Where you going if you die tonight?
“To the mortician.”

And after that?
“I will become energy and float off to the cosmos. Why are you talking so heavy?”

[2nd law of thermodynamics]

Canonical source: stories_export/raw/how-to-speak-christian.md
Also: christian_to_english.html · same door
Project bus: fleet/bus/dev/projects/baby_bible/