What this is

Dev project · Christian-to-English · the questions people ask when faith language stops landing.

Recovered to a static page so it cannot “poof” with a local :8001 process.

Opening

This is what people are currently asking about that go into a state of non-belief.

[type a book in the language of Rizz]

OPENING ANECDOTE: a pigeon developed on an island

Ages · candy in the cart

• A 2 year old grabs candy at the store while sitting in the cart
• A 3 year old points
• A 6 year old grabs your legs and hugs
• An 8 year old argues that it’s not fair
• A 10 year old tells you that it will give them better grades
• A 12 year old asks for a loan
• A 14 year old asks to do chores to earn
• A 16 year old ignores you and buys their own candy.

Phrases that bounce

“Jesus loves you?”
Doesn’t he love everyone? So why is it special.

“He knows every hair on your head.”
Isn’t that intimate.

Where you going if you die tonight?
“To the mortician.”

And after that?
“I will become energy and float off to the cosmos. Why are you talking so heavy?”

[2nd law of thermodynamics]